# Babylon Bee 🐝 and other stuff that is funny **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Tags:** humour, babylon-bee, humor\ **Created:** [1 July 2024 14:02 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733 "2024-07-01T14:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [7 October 2026 05:09 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/483 "2026-10-07T05:09:35Z")
With one exception: no one has requested Nurse Clancy ---
**Author:** ![CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/ctlaw/32/42_2.png) [@CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/CTLaw)\ **Post date:** [7 October 2026 22:09 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/484 "2026-10-07T22:09:08Z")
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**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [8 October 2026 23:54 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/485 "2026-10-08T23:54:12Z")
> **[Karen Bass: Trump 'Invaded' L.A. to Intimidate Latino Immigrants](https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/10/06/karen-bass-trump-invaded-l-a-to-intimidate-latino-immigrants/)** > > Tuesday on CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360," Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass said President Donald Trump "invaded last June with federal troops for no reason at | Clips Unfortunately this is not satire ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [9 October 2026 09:16 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/486 "2026-10-09T09:16:38Z")
![image](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/uploads/default/original/3X/5/8/587e67d2682e64eed4bcbd2646a840d77ac26c7b.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/drlorentz/32/902_2.png) [@drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/drlorentz)\ **Post date:** [9 October 2026 22:11 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/487 "2026-10-09T22:11:05Z")
> Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass said President Donald Trump “invaded last June with federal troops for no reason at all to intimidate a whole sector of our population, Latino immigrants.” She says it like it’s a bad thing. You don’t have to keep selling it, Karen. I was already in favor. ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [10 October 2026 07:23 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/488 "2026-10-10T07:23:32Z")
Karens are the bane of my existence ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [10 October 2026 07:23 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/489 "2026-10-10T07:23:49Z")
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**Author:** ![CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/ctlaw/32/42_2.png) [@CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/CTLaw)\ **Post date:** [10 October 2026 13:09 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/490 "2026-10-10T13:09:49Z")
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**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [10 October 2026 22:08 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/491 "2026-10-10T22:08:30Z")
Larry H Parker got this penguin 2.1 million bucks edit: ![image](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/uploads/default/original/3X/b/5/b57b3d8d954c40ee27c7cd21b4c0b47967c31891.gif) [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vp_u6z6sy5I/hqdefault.jpg "In Living Color 1991 S02E16 Cash for Your Crash") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp_u6z6sy5I) ---
**Author:** ![drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/drlorentz/32/902_2.png) [@drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/drlorentz)\ **Post date:** [11 October 2026 00:14 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/492 "2026-10-11T00:14:54Z")
I think you had to be in SoCal in the 1980s to appreciate the Larry H. Parker phenomenon. ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [11 October 2026 00:38 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/493 "2026-10-11T00:38:38Z")
Between the commercials and billboards, he was ubiquitous, a big part of my childhood ![image](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/uploads/default/original/3X/b/5/b57b3d8d954c40ee27c7cd21b4c0b47967c31891.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [11 October 2026 09:18 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/494 "2026-10-11T09:18:16Z")
ChatGPT: > Larry H. Parker was a Southern California television advertising legend in the 1980s and 1990s. > > Those personal injury commercials were everywhere. > > “Larry H. Parker got me $2.1 million!” > > That booming, dramatic delivery became part of Southern California pop culture. > > Which makes your penguin video even funnier. It’s a perfect parody of those old commercials: a penguin slips, and suddenly there’s a multimillion-dollar personal injury settlement. > > Anyone who grew up watching Southern California television in the '80s would get the joke immediately. ---
**Author:** ![Gerard](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/gerard/32/25535_2.png) [@Gerard](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Gerard)\ **Post date:** [12 October 2026 22:51 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/495 "2026-10-12T22:51:32Z")
Afraid Larry Parker can’t help these Emperor penguins… [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/XQ5QBMl5K1I/maxresdefault.jpg "TARIFF OF THE PENGUINS (March of the Penguins parody)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ5QBMl5K1I) ---
**Author:** ![drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/drlorentz/32/902_2.png) [@drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/drlorentz)\ **Post date:** [12 October 2026 23:41 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/496 "2026-10-12T23:41:48Z")
> [@Gerard](#): > > Emperor penguins These autocratic penguins deserve it. No kings! ![image](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/uploads/default/original/3X/2/4/24241dead4c253469978570e37c5bced13797058.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/citizen_bitcoin/32/19488_2.png) [@Citizen\_bitcoin](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Citizen_bitcoin)\ **Post date:** [15 October 2026 20:22 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/497 "2026-10-15T20:22:32Z")
Parker’s client was literally the head of his department ---
**Author:** ![drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/drlorentz/32/902_2.png) [@drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/drlorentz)\ **Post date:** [17 October 2026 20:34 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/498 "2026-10-17T20:34:08Z")
> Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country https://t.co/jMPl6ZC8RV > > — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) [October 17, 2026](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2111532731825873237?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) ![image](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/uploads/default/original/3X/2/d/2db39d58fe89ba15344e0b208853cfe2b2b669b4.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/drlorentz/32/902_2.png) [@drlorentz](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/drlorentz)\ **Post date:** [17 October 2026 23:39 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/499 "2026-10-17T23:39:10Z")
Not entirely a joke. > Marseille city hall has fallen & they have put up Palestinian flags inside https://t.co/VzqM0em2Wo > > — Shai Goldman (@shaig) [October 17, 2026](https://x.com/shaig/status/2111521735476461951?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) ---
**Author:** ![Gerard](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/gerard/32/25535_2.png) [@Gerard](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/Gerard)\ **Post date:** [18 October 2026 00:33 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/500 "2026-10-18T00:33:38Z")
Getting back to the penguins for a moment… A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot, gulps it down, then asks the bartender, “How tall are penguins”? The bartender says; “about a foot and a half I think.” He orders another shot gulps it, and then asks; “How tall is the tallest penguin”? The bartender replies; “I think some are as tall as three feet”. The guys says; “you better leave the bottle, I think I ran over a nun.” ( as an aside, tearful day for me, six years ago today, I lost my wife. Maybe because it’s a Saturday as well?) An email exchange with a good friend that day: ![oct17-2020](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/uploads/default/original/3X/3/7/37699c00bde477bf404e84f65c5e51d913486942.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/ctlaw/32/42_2.png) [@CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/CTLaw)\ **Post date:** [19 October 2026 13:13 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/501 "2026-10-19T13:13:37Z")
Isn’t this whole French riot thing a big opportunity for “Hitler Rants”? But I see none. ---
**Author:** ![CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/user_avatar/scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/ctlaw/32/42_2.png) [@CTLaw](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/u/CTLaw)\ **Post date:** [19 October 2026 13:56 UTC](https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/babylon-bee-and-other-stuff-that-is-funny/4733/502 "2026-10-19T13:56:24Z")
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