There definitely is a meaning behind this…
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As James Bond said while threw the glowing toaster (or was it a radio?) into the bathtub containing his would-be assassin” “Shocking, positively shocking”.
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it was a heater.
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Ever since Rosie O’Donnell left the USA we have great karma.
Hurricane season has just 2 weeks remaining, but so far, for the first time in a decade:
ZERO hurricanes made US landfall
ZERO Gulf hurricanes
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Coincidence is causation!
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It being Turkey Day, I present for your enjoyment, this clip:
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I have a dream: one day we can all hate each other non violently
Let us not be judged by the content of our character but be deported based on the color of our skin.
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EU Opens “Territorial Swap Season” as Von der Leyen Floats Trading Alaska for Crimea.
In a surprise statement that left diplomats choking on their coffee, Ursula von der Leyen reportedly announced that the EU is “open” to recognizing Alaska as Russian territory if it helps settle the whole Crimea thing once and for all. “Look, the Americans barely use the place except for reality TV and bears,” she allegedly said, shrugging as if she were trading Pokémon cards and not chunks of sovereign land.
According to sources, she concluded by noting that “this is how grownups negotiate,” before pointing out that if Trump can hand out Europe like party favors, she might as well join the fun.
The Kremlin was said to be “deeply intrigued,” mostly because they hadn’t even asked for Alaska yet, but appreciated the enthusiasm. Washington, on the other hand, responded with its usual composure.
Experts agree the whole episode highlights the new era of diplomatic innovation, where global leaders spontaneously auction off territories they don’t own in exchange for ones they also don’t own, all in the noble pursuit of “peace” or at least a quieter news cycle 
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Considering how foolish and delusional the Euroworms are, it is hard to discern that it is parody. Von der Leyen is particularly stupid: truly a leader in that field among the political class.
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The derogatory name for the Vikings was the Queens. It seemed kind of fitting that the Queens got a couple of trans (drag queen) cheerleaders, but I am not so sure the Somali Pirates are as tolerant as the Queens.
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If they did a reboot of the Mary Tyler Moore Show, would she still be allowed to throw off her head covering in downtown Minneapolis? pic.twitter.com/L3SevWSDhd
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 5, 2025
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The statue will have to be modified to include a hijab.
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In a special Christmas edition of her podcast, psychiatrist Hannah Spier had a quiz show with her guests called Can You Think Like a Feminist? It is based on the subreddit TwoXChromosomes wherein feminists complain about men. Two comments from the subreddit are presented, one of which is genuine and the other is a fake one written by Dr Spier; the contestants are to choose the fake comment.
Try your luck.
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Alexa now has a new voice, much cuter and chattier. I saw an ad on TV which showed an inconsequential conversation between the bot and its….keeper, which ended with him popping his head back in the door to tell Alexa “I like you, too!”
I don’t get it: just very recently we were told not to respond to our AI devices with even a “thank you” because each interaction uses so much electricity. And now they’re deliberately giving these machines the ability to make small talk?
Why? We’re already totally addicted to AI, it seems to me. Being able to command all kindsa information instantaneously, like Captain Kirk used to do, is seductive enough, they don’t need a sweetener. Hasn’t anybody seen the movie “Her” wherein Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with his machine? It’s a great movie, but nowadays, it would seem more like a documentary.
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