I make up business size cards and pass them out to people to get a smile out of them.
Some are silly and some prophetic. Here are a few to give you a smile…
And finally…
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The Bee is quick.
Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Omar Identified As Somali Food https://t.co/ThFooEeTjH pic.twitter.com/Vnw4yKVKqr
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 28, 2026
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I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of anything my whole life pic.twitter.com/qs7Hax3AZd
— MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed) January 28, 2026
South Park on Minnesota
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That pretti-much covers it. [See what I did there?]
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Making up a few new cards and after a thought on this new one…
I’d like to dedicate this to “Roxie” and “Hypatia”.
(wink wink)
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Add Hawaii to the list of states that tried to censor political speech and lost to @TheBabylonBee.
— Kristen Waggoner (@KristenWaggoner) January 30, 2026
Today a federal court permanently blocked a Hawaii law prohibiting the distribution of “materially deceptive media” that portrays politicians in a way that risks harming “the… pic.twitter.com/ZcpaeznLP6
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70456324/the-babylon-bee-llc-v-lopez/
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Do the enemy obey court rulings, laws or regulations? Surely not in blue-controlled areas like cities. There, we know for example, there cannot possibly be any voting irregularities. That’s because every official from top to bottom is on board (and likely as a well-coordinated and well-funded actual conspiracy) to present any warm illegal invader body (and a not insignificant number of the long-interred) to the voter registration apparatus and then to the polls. From the outside, it all looks correct. Just like the public school class registers.
Every box is ticked, digits appear in all the rows and columns; never mind that none of the students (who do show up) can read, write, add, subtract or think. In case you haven’t noticed, process has completely devoured substance in America. Court opinion? Big deal. Look no farther than the legal system, where substantive “justice” has disappeared at the hands of (unaffordable for ordinary mortals) “due process”. I’ll refrain from listing all the institutions failing in the same manner - it hurts my brain in the same way a hard stool provokes hemorrhoids.
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I have to agree with CW – our legal system sucks; process has replaced any concept of justice, and we are all going to pay the price. With all due respect to present company, lawyers & politicians (I repeat myself) have condemned Western society to extinction.
Here is an example – of course involving the overly-complex laws that politicians & lawyers love, as implemented by a female judge appointed by President Autopen:
No Death Penalty For Luigi Mangine, Biden Judge Rules | ZeroHedge
“The defense has aggressively argued that prosecutors have failed to allege an underlying “crime of violence” necessary for the top charge of murder with a firearm.”
So, we have witnesses and photographic evidence showing the perpetrator using a firearm to kill a human being in cold blood, backed up by other physical evidence. And yet the legal profession says there is no underlying “crime of violence”. Arguing about the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin!
I suspect in China that a criminal who committed a murder like Mangine’s would already have been executed and cut up, with his body parts sold off to the highest bidder. That is why China will survive when our lawyers & politicians drive the West into the ditch.
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Don’t the guys at ZeroHedge proofread their work? Barring that, haven’t they heard of that great horn player. Mangine is dangerously close to mangina — maybe that was the point.
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BREAKING - LA law firm Sinai Law, the top eviction firm in the county, is now offering its services pro bono to the Tongva Tribe to evict Billie Eilish from her $14 million LA home, stating her admission that she lives on stolen land gives the tribe the right to the property. pic.twitter.com/7wdNC4tOTu
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) February 4, 2026
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Might they also be interested in evicting Egypt from their peninsula?
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Israel, England and France tried to take over Suez Canal until Ike told them to give it back to Egypt in 1956
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If this proceeds, expect the tribe which occupied the land BEFORE the Tongva brutally drove THEM off, to intervene in the lawsuit. And so on ,and so on.
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Masterful trolling by the Bee:
If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) February 5, 2026
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That is classic.
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On a personal level, I actually know Avi Sinai who is a very good but expensive eviction lawyer in Los Angeles. I spoke to him about a case involving a relative and her deadbeat tenant recently. There was actually a happy ending, 97 percent happy which is better than most in CA