update:
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Take the Bee’s USAID quiz!
Warning: the quiz is sorta rigged.
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Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID
https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-sodom-and-gomorrah-was-funded-by-usaid
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Under a new presidential order, posting in support of Ukraine will automatically draft you into the military.
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Sorry, I got 100%. Guess I’m a MAGA person.
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“Nobody knows black struggle like white women.”
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Dumpster will travel.
This happened in a town near me, Pittston PA
( I believe it happened on April Fools Day. )
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The Ferguson effect
edit: university law professors and Catholics, terrible combination
CRUEL: This Mexican Crime Lord Was Deported By Trump pic.twitter.com/6G28BShFgX
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 9, 2025
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Protesters Remain Unaffected By Trump’s Shower Head Deregulation https://t.co/nVWjdToW4U pic.twitter.com/0YUcX8KvSI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 10, 2025
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“Who is RFK to tell us what we can put into our bodies?” asked an angry Elizabeth Warren after bathing in a vat of Yellow 5. “My food, my choice! Inject it straight into my veins. Like my tribal ancestors, I will fight to the bitter end to preserve my freedom, and the freedom of all Americans, to ingest harmful chemicals on a daily basis.”
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