Final UK Election - Open Thread

He’ll just be replaced by that other left-handed Labour wanker. It’s wankers all the way down.

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Heads need to roll…

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David Attenborough narrates as Keir Starmer delivers his resignation speech.

An important documentary.

Disclaimer: This is not the real David Attenborough, nor is it associated with him or representative of his views in any way. The narration uses an AI-generated voice for… pic.twitter.com/ZO0Vs0KUBq

— Aɴᴛ (@AntSpeaks) June 22, 2026
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“Starmerous feeblius, or otherwise known as wanker.”

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Brilliant!

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Today’s UK demands a whole new set of pejorative terms. Like maybe we could say "the UK has been “starmered” or “starmerified” (visualize one of those charming English countryside scenes which, when you get just a little closer, is paved with warm, putrid, emetogenic cow pies). That’s Starmer to a semi-fluid “t”.

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