Should We Hate Politicians More than Lawyers?

My father -in-law loved that “shark” joke! He was a solo practitioner criminal defense attorney in Manhattan, rotund , bald, with a soggy half-macerated unlit cigar always in his mouth. Brilliant lawyer! Here’s my fave joke that he told me:

Q. What do you say to a Puerto Rican wearing a three piece suit?

A. “Will the defendant please rise.”

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