https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1836518555648692570
This embedded video parody is awesome.
Also now illegal in California.
All right! This Babylon Bee headline really does take the cake:
Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color | Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. ā In an unprecedented win for diversity, President Biden pledged to the American people that the next assassin of Donald Trump would be a woman of color.
āI will appoint the first black woman to assassinate Trump,ā Biden said. āItās long overdue.ā
The surprise announcement has stirred speculation that Biden would be ordering Kamala Harris to finish what the previous two shooters had started. However, with her busy on the campaign trail, sources tell us heās shown interest in one of those Haitians heās been hearing so much about. ā¦
If an assassin is a DIE appointee, then President Trump is thankfully pretty safe!
While I was watching the debate I was frustrated that JD didnāt go more on the offensive. WHY didnāt he say fārinstance ,that that ābipartisan border billā is just a codification of the Bygone-Hapless open borders policy and BTW Trump did not ākillā it; it just didnāt get the votes? Iām sicka hearing the Dems act as though the death of this asinine, disastrous bill was akin to the Crucifixionāand getting AWAY with it! And re the 2020 election, when Walz mentioned the 62 2020 election challenges, why didnāt he say that none of those cases ever got to the evidentiary stage?
After all, this was a debate between two white men. He didnāt have to tiptoe around his opponentās sex or race. At least not vis Ć vis Squishy Tim, although now weāre hearing that he somehow ābulliedā or āmansplainedā to the moderator when she broke the debateās own well-publicized rule about fact checking.
Oh the āaudacityā!
Funny how the Dems liked āaudacityā well enuf when B. Hussein used it in the title of his book.
But on the whole, everybody seems to agree that Vance won. And he did do much better at actually answering the questions than Trump did, and better than Harris or Walz. He looks great, soundedā¦empathetic. I have no doubt he could be president.
I actually think if Trump can miraculously manage to get elected, we could get 12 years outta this!
Go, Scotch-Irish hillbillies! (@jabowery , arenāt you going to join the chorus? )
I canāt bring myself to watch kabuki theatrics.
The analytic key to what might be called Phenomenon Vance is my already below-stated opinion.
With that analytic key, the July 13 attempt on Trumpās life followed, two days later, with Phenomenon Vance is Trumpās insurance against being assassinated because of the threat Vance represents. Yes it is that.
Butā¦
What kind of threat does Vance represent?
Most people would say something like it is Vanceās combination of policy and āpresenceā made apparent during his debate with that thinglet offered by That Unspeakable Thing In DC.
The serious analyst takes mass evolutionary psychology seriously.
Imagine the so-called āTrump Baseā in an alternate reality where the analytic key I offered was enforced ever since The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965. You have to understand the mass evolutionary psychology of that Act was to pit elite white men against the foundation of their civilization in the Scotch Irish men whose flesh blood and bone stands between chaos and civilization by importing masses of MEN to take the place of Scotch Irish men.
About 45 seconds
Babylon Bee shuts down saying āDougās the expert. We canāt beat this.ā
I canāt like that enough!