Babylon Bee šŸ and other memes

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview

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https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-trump-of-inciting-further-violence-by-not-dying

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https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1836518555648692570

This embedded video parody is awesome.

Also now illegal in California.

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All right! This Babylon Bee headline really does take the cake:

Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color | Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. ā€” In an unprecedented win for diversity, President Biden pledged to the American people that the next assassin of Donald Trump would be a woman of color.

ā€œI will appoint the first black woman to assassinate Trump,ā€ Biden said. ā€œItā€™s long overdue.ā€

The surprise announcement has stirred speculation that Biden would be ordering Kamala Harris to finish what the previous two shooters had started. However, with her busy on the campaign trail, sources tell us heā€™s shown interest in one of those Haitians heā€™s been hearing so much about. ā€¦

If an assassin is a DIE appointee, then President Trump is thankfully pretty safe!

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You know what they say: when youā€™ve lost the school shootersā€¦


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While I was watching the debate I was frustrated that JD didnā€™t go more on the offensive. WHY didnā€™t he say fā€™rinstance ,that that ā€œbipartisan border billā€ is just a codification of the Bygone-Hapless open borders policy and BTW Trump did not ā€œkillā€ it; it just didnā€™t get the votes? Iā€™m sicka hearing the Dems act as though the death of this asinine, disastrous bill was akin to the Crucifixionā€”and getting AWAY with it! And re the 2020 election, when Walz mentioned the 62 2020 election challenges, why didnā€™t he say that none of those cases ever got to the evidentiary stage?
After all, this was a debate between two white men. He didnā€™t have to tiptoe around his opponentā€™s sex or race. At least not vis Ć  vis Squishy Tim, although now weā€™re hearing that he somehow ā€œbulliedā€ or ā€œmansplainedā€ to the moderator when she broke the debateā€™s own well-publicized rule about fact checking.
Oh the ā€œaudacityā€!
Funny how the Dems liked ā€œaudacityā€ well enuf when B. Hussein used it in the title of his book.
But on the whole, everybody seems to agree that Vance won. And he did do much better at actually answering the questions than Trump did, and better than Harris or Walz. He looks great, soundedā€¦empathetic. I have no doubt he could be president.
I actually think if Trump can miraculously manage to get elected, we could get 12 years outta this!
Go, Scotch-Irish hillbillies! (@jabowery , arenā€™t you going to join the chorus? )

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I canā€™t bring myself to watch kabuki theatrics.

The analytic key to what might be called Phenomenon Vance is my already below-stated opinion.

With that analytic key, the July 13 attempt on Trumpā€™s life followed, two days later, with Phenomenon Vance is Trumpā€™s insurance against being assassinated because of the threat Vance represents. Yes it is that.

Butā€¦

What kind of threat does Vance represent?

Most people would say something like it is Vanceā€™s combination of policy and ā€œpresenceā€ made apparent during his debate with that thinglet offered by That Unspeakable Thing In DC.

The serious analyst takes mass evolutionary psychology seriously.

Imagine the so-called ā€œTrump Baseā€ in an alternate reality where the analytic key I offered was enforced ever since The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965. You have to understand the mass evolutionary psychology of that Act was to pit elite white men against the foundation of their civilization in the Scotch Irish men whose flesh blood and bone stands between chaos and civilization by importing masses of MEN to take the place of Scotch Irish men.

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About 45 seconds

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Babylon Bee shuts down saying ā€œDougā€™s the expert. We canā€™t beat this.ā€

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I canā€™t like that enough!

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