Merci!
Merci!
What’s the chance that the Goods claimed the dog was a vegetarian. Perhaps he’ll get some meat in his new home.
Wait. I was opposed to the U.S. taking Greenland (they’ll let us do whatever we want in any case) until I heard doing so might cause the dissolution of NATO. Now it sounds like a win-win.
A question: If we invade, say, Andorra, can we get kicked out of the U.N. too?
Edit:
Epstein Island for Greenland … it’s more than a fair trade.
Poor old Europe – making enemies of Russia to the East and the US to the West. Don’t the Germans remember the problem with trying to fight on two fronts?
European countries are in a race to the bottom: censoring speech, destroying their energy infrastructure, importing millions of Third Worlders. The EU is even trying to impose these suicidal policies on the few recalcitrants like Hungary and Poland. Meanwhile, nationalist/identitarian parties are on the rise in France, Austria, UK, Germany. The next few years are gonna be lit.
The ICE raids will continue just until we flatten the curve of illegal immigration.
— Elizabeth Barcohana (@E_Barcohana) January 18, 2026
We’re all in this together.
Two years to flatten the curve!
We already have several recipes for curry. Source: Amelia.
From angry Somalis to angry lesbians: Minnesota has it all.
Visit Minnesota: It's Somalia, But Closer pic.twitter.com/2vS4EOR6bv
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 21, 2026




