With one exception: no one has requested Nurse Clancy
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Unfortunately this is not satire
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass said President Donald Trump âinvaded last June with federal troops for no reason at all to intimidate a whole sector of our population, Latino immigrants.â
She says it like itâs a bad thing. You donât have to keep selling it, Karen. I was already in favor.
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Karens are the bane of my existence
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Larry H Parker got this penguin 2.1 million bucks
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I think you had to be in SoCal in the 1980s to appreciate the Larry H. Parker phenomenon.
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Between the commercials and billboards, he was ubiquitous, a big part of my childhood
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Larry H. Parker was a Southern California television advertising legend in the 1980s and 1990s.
Those personal injury commercials were everywhere.
âLarry H. Parker got me $2.1 million!â
That booming, dramatic delivery became part of Southern California pop culture.
Which makes your penguin video even funnier. Itâs a perfect parody of those old commercials: a penguin slips, and suddenly thereâs a multimillion-dollar personal injury settlement.
Anyone who grew up watching Southern California television in the '80s would get the joke immediately.
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Afraid Larry Parker canât help these Emperor penguinsâŚ
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Parkerâs client was literally the head of his department
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Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country https://t.co/jMPl6ZC8RV
â The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 17, 2026
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Not entirely a joke.
Marseille city hall has fallen & they have put up Palestinian flags inside https://t.co/VzqM0em2Wo
â Shai Goldman (@shaig) October 17, 2026
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Getting back to the penguins for a momentâŚ
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot, gulps it down, then asks the bartender, âHow tall are penguinsâ?
The bartender says; âabout a foot and a half I think.â
He orders another shot gulps it, and then asks; âHow tall is the tallest penguinâ?
The bartender replies; âI think some are as tall as three feetâ.
The guys says; âyou better leave the bottle, I think I ran over a nun.â
( as an aside, tearful day for me, six years ago today, I lost my wife. Maybe because itâs a Saturday as well?)
An email exchange with a good friend that day:
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Isnât this whole French riot thing a big opportunity for âHitler Rantsâ? But I see none.
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Brennt Paris?
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