Babylon Bee 🐝 and other stuff that is funny

edit: this is a ‘real’ story not satire

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I saw a x post from presumably a wnba player that said it is dangerous. It is, but I wanted to reply that they should only throw dildos out when play is stopped to prevent injury while maintaining the insult.

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My brother also attended the university I attended. Our arch enemy were the coyotes. My brother snuck a dead yote into the game and tossed onto the court. The only penalty he faced was being expelled from the game until our dad found out from a friend.

The penalty for the dildo toss seems excessive.

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Attending one WNBA game should be the penalty

The other day the league also had a wig incident:

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Aside from sports, and I don’t really know if this is political, but I found it humorous and decided to share it.
( Please forgive me if you find it offensive. )

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I, the self-designated scatological eschatologist of this juggernaut, heartily agree. You might even say - to quote Tom Lehrer - my approval ‘howls to me from the bowels of me’.

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As of this entry, it’s 137-136 days until Christmas, but as you know, the commercial season starts far earlier than Thanksgiving, even before Halloween.

Here’s something to contemplate before Christmas and its Holiday season. I suggest you take a few moments to listen, (view the captions as well), of this observation from one individual about one of our old time favorites.

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Chinese drivers

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Stills from the video.

Just before the ramming, there were crewmen on the bow of the ramming boat seemingly attempting to lower a fender.

Wonder what happened to them as the bow of the ramming boat was totally disintegrated.


(typo corrected)

Thanks for the post Citizen_bitcoin !

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My favorite part of this story is the team names: Valkyries and Dream. Are you kidding? These girls really think highly of themselves. Frankly, the Norse/Wagnerian reference is a bit racist, not to mention sexist. Do these girls know what the role of valkyries was in Valhalla? The guy who got arrested should have pounded the table and demanded some mead.

The second best part of this is the charge of indecent exposure. Unless he flashed the girls while at the game, it’s not clear how throwing a piece of plastic on the court is “exposure” of anything.

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Some may have seen this, some may not have.

SINGLES AD

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship.
Ethnicity not important.
I’m a good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
When you come home from work I’ll be waiting at the front door wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 555-1212 and ask for Daisy.

Over 1500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

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Assassination by poison?

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Seen in Pennsylvania’s Lancaster County…

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