Finally! A Rotating Blade Umbrella

Having earlier tried to make an umbrella from:

clearly the time has come to try to make an umbrella with rotating blades. Perhaps with clever engineering, it could double as an instant haircut device.


I suspect - because it has an airfoil - it would be FAA-ish in terms of regulation. If we try to scale up (or down) compared to Starship modification requirements (by bureaucrats who are skilled at creating nothing - simply impeding in the name of “safety”) I wonder what the demands would be prior to “launch” permission.

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This guy just cracks me up, every time, and I don’t know why.