Sure thing! Here’s another version of the speech with “Look!” and “Not a joke!” mixed in at random points, in addition to the rambling and incoherent style:
"Look, folks, it’s me, Joe Biden. Not a joke! You know, I’ve been thinking a lot lately. And I gotta tell you, there’s some things out there that just ain’t right. Like these phthalates, or whatever they’re called. Look, nobody even knows what they are. But one thing we do know is that they’re bad news. Not a joke! They mess with our hormones, or something. And that ain’t right.
"So today, I’m announcing that we’re gonna ban these things. Look, because we gotta protect our health. That’s just common sense. And I know some folks out there are gonna say, ‘oh, but what about freedom?’ Freedom my foot! Not a joke! We gotta do what’s right, even if it’s not the easy thing. And let me tell you, banning phthalates is not gonna be easy. But we’re gonna do it. Because, you know, that’s what we do.
"And, you know, I gotta say, I’m tired of all this nonsense. Look, we gotta get back to basics. We gotta start taking care of each other. And that means taking care of our health. And if that means banning some chemicals, well then, that’s what we gotta do. Not a joke! Because, you know, we’re Americans. We do what’s right. And banning phthalates is the right thing to do.
“So, in conclusion, let me just say this: phthalates, you’re on notice. Not a joke! Look, we’re coming for you. And we’re gonna ban you. Because that’s what we do. We take care of each other. We protect our health. And we don’t let nobody mess with us. So, you know, let’s do this thing! Thank you, and God bless America!”