List Five Things You Did Last Week

Since US government workers are struggling with the completion of this simple task, I thought it might be fun to put the challenge out to the assembled. I’ll start it off:

  1. Resolved issues with the electromechanical valve for sprinkler zone #9 (Th-Fri).
  2. Cycled 180 miles (over 7 days).
  3. Worked out four days at the gym (Su, Tu, Th, Sa).
  4. Made substantial headway in A.J.P. Taylor’s The Origins of The Second World War. (Significant side research is required to understand the many references to treaties, agreements, and meetings made by the author.)
  5. Installed and calibrated new bike computer (Mo).
  6. Started re-reading Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose, which led to an exploration of Ubertino da Casale & Chiara da Montefalco, as well as of the persecution of the Franciscan Order in the 14th century. A brief summary of Ubertino’s life and work is available in the introduction to a 15th century edition of his book Arbor vitae crucifixae Jesu Christi.
  7. Fixed a really annoying doorknob (Th).
  8. Donated blood (Fri).
  9. Shitposting on Scanalyst and Telegram (every day).

There you have it: from the trivial to the sublime.

This post was inspired by today’s edition of Derb’s podcast.

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You had me at the cycling and at “The Name of the Rose”, one of my fave books. I :heart:Eco! The movie of that book is pretty good too. I’ve thought of it every time I’ve seen one of those incredibly wonderful libraries, like at Coimbra, Melk, or the St Florian Monastery at Linz.
At Coimbra, they have mammalian librarians:bats! They cover the beautiful tables, inlaid Brazilian work, with heavy leather tablecloths every night , and the bats come out and eat all the “bookworms” (kinda a generic term for all kindsa insects that might eat the priceless tomes ). They fly out at night to drink from the river, then go back to a roost in the library.
Sorry TMI!

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Watched the movie the other day, as well. Sean Connery did a good job, except for pronouncing Jorge as Yorgy.

Here’s a picture I took five years ago from the Abbey at Melk.

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I remember you went on a Danube cruise and was hoping you had seen Melk, since you liked The Name of the Rose. I think that library may have been where it was filmed.

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The first chapter of AJP Taylor origins of the Second World War is magnificent. Probably the best first chapter I have read from any historian.

I installed a hand towel rack.

update: Donald Kagan said never ignore AJP Taylor footnotes, he has the most entertaining footnotes

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If your installed that towel rack while volunteering at a homeless shelter for transgendered women of color, congratulations! The Civil Service will take care of you.

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That’s all you got? You’re fired!

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Ok.

  • Replaced corroded faucet and drain assembly in half-bath.
  • Wrote and tested ~300 lines of Java for a software product. (Testing phase really cuts into the lines per programming day.)
  • Sold several software product licenses, with some pre-sales engineering support.
  • Acquired and prepared exhaust tube and fittings to fix where a thief cut out the cats on my '99 Suburban. (No need for replacement cats–25yo cars no longer need emissions inspection here.)
  • Scoured security video to collect evidence of another thief who stole the license plate from that same '99 Suburban. (Parked behind my business office. Not a great neighborhood. Too convenient to the interstate for criminal get-aways.)
  • Credited with nine problem solutions for the week on the commercial forum where I get many marketing referrals.
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Good work! Unlike @Citizen_bitcoin, you get to keep your job. :grinning:

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I have been relegated to community service, whatever that means…

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It means you have to pick up the trash along the highways and byways of the information superhighway while wearing a virtual orange jumpsuit.

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We said five. Since you posted more than five, it means you cannot follow instructions and will be terminated.

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  1. Played pickleball five days
  2. Lifted weights four days
  3. Finished the purchase of a vehicle to replace my 11 year old F150 that had timing issues.
  4. Organized and purchased tickets for myself and a couple friends for a basketball tournament for this week.
  5. Cleaned up the garage.

This coming weeks goals.

  1. Attend tournament
  2. Get floor mats and box cover installed
  3. Look at last year’s taxes and make a list of what documents need to be collected. Decide if I will do the taxes or pay a bean counter.
  4. Determine if the dog breeder I have identified has or will have a puppy acceptable to my wife
  5. Pickleball 3 days. Lift 3 days.
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Fair enough. I was waiting for someone to notice. My excuse is that Derb posted eight.

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That counts as two, so you have six goals.

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This is for the past seven days as I just read;
List Five Things You Did Last Week

  1. replaced phone and network connections to second floor. (old connections would not reach)
  2. adjusted latch on base cabinet in kitchen. (door kept popping open)
  3. replaced door knob on exterior door for daughter’s tenants, (rather cool as it can re-key itself.)
  4. updated my web site (a day late)
  5. did a total five loads of laundry. (does that count)
  6. washed kitchen and bathroom floors (on hands and knees.)
  7. Used hardwood floor cleaner on hallway and living room (Swiffer Power Mop)
  8. went to grief support on Wednesday. (it helps)
  9. picked up brother at mechanics garage, had breakfast with him and drove him home.
  10. went to church on Sunday, (gave my monthly C-note donation.)
  11. had breakfast with my lady friend after church. (she attends different church)
  12. took lady friend for supper on Sunday, (brought home left overs for doggies)
  13. got cashiers check to pay property tax ($3534.78)
  14. Took doggies to get nails trimmed (they were due)
  15. cleaned out doggie barf in back seat of car (not very pleasant, both doggies took part)

I listed 15 as penance, ( I was late in reading original request.)

Now I’m off to pay property tax…

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