Movie Review” “To the Wonder”(2012)

It is unclear to me - even after watching the movie - what, if anything, the title means. Is it a toast to something the writer deems wonder-ful? Written and directed by Terrence Mallick, I am at a loss in trying to grok this out. If it, indeed, is a toast, best you be using a bottomless glass. Oblivion I submit, would be the appropriate frame of mind for viewers who may wish to limit cerebral damage inflicted by this painful concoction. How many movies, after all, have characters who consist of less than one physical/emotional/psychic dimension (if such a thing is even possible). For purposes here, let’s just say the painfully repetitive images of Olga Kurylenko dancing in circles like a toddler and Ben Affleck appearing as a subject of chronic, severe constipation, provide a complete description of the characters’ contours as persons.

As if the absence of identifiable characters were no impediment to this flick, neither is the existence of a plot, or dialogue, or editing which might otherwise provide a timeline of the endlessly-repetitive banal “events. This movie vies, in my find (Lord, may I soon be free of it), with “The Blair Witch Project” for the worst film I have ever encountered.

Briefly put, the singular wonder of “To the Wonder” was asking myself “Why am I still watching this?” The most humanitarian title I can think of is: “Spare yourself the wonder”.

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I haven’t even heard of this movie, but thanks for the warning. This is how I felt about “Everything, Everywhere, All At Once”. I HATED that, it made me feel sick and dizzy and I haven’t been able to eat a hotdog since.

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CW, you made me go to IMDB to learn about this movie. It sounds fairly standard – don’t know why it was classified as an “experimental romantic drama”.

Boy meets girl. (Hey! She’s Ukrainian and has a 10 year old daughter – that ticks at least 3 Politically Correct boxes). They move from decadent France to solid Oklahoma (plot sop to Hillary!'s untouchables), where romance cools. Girl meets a Catholic priest struggling with his faith (another PC box tick). Boy meets another girl (men are so worthless & predictable). Ukrainian goes back to Paris with her daughter, where they fall on hard times. (The patriarchy makes life hard for women). Boy has a crisis of conscience (men!) and takes the Ukrainian back, but the situation continues to decline.

The message of the movie is clear – Oklahoma is not OK!

By the way, thank you for this anti-recommendation. While checking out the Woke version of “To the Wonder”, I learned there is a Chinese TV series of the same name, set in the spectacular mountains on the border with Kazakhstan. This one goes on the to-be-viewed list:
Li Wenxiu, a Han girl from Altay, dreams of becoming a writer in a big city. She faces challenges and returns home, working at her mother’s store. Meeting Kazakh boy Batay, she discovers the local beauty.

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CW – To shake your mind free from that silly version of “To the Wonder”, here is a trailer for the 2024 Chinese TV series marketed under the same name (although the Chinese title would be more like “I’m from Altay”). It’s available on IQYI – I will give it a try.

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I also went to IMDb, only to discover the user rating is 5.8. In my experience, films rated below 6 are rarely worth my time, often are offensively bad. User ratings are not to be confused with IMDb’s Metascore, which is an average of critics’ ratings. I often find these two scores are anti-correlated: critics often love terrible films and hate good ones. Trust the humans over the critics.

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Hmmm! Are we looking at the same TV series?

According to IMDB, the 2024 series originally titled “Wo de Altay” has a rating of 8.2/10. It shows only one documented User Review with a score of 10/10. About 77% of the 258 individual ratings (i.e. viewers who did not leave any comments or explanation for their ratings) were 8/10 or higher. The unweighted mean is 8.2/10.

Where does the 5.8 rating come from?

IMDB also shows this series winning 30 awards and being nominated for another 26 – not that awards in the TV industry should be taken too seriously.

An, I see. I found the film (2012), versus the 2024 series. I believe the film was meant in the post.

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I owe a debt of gratitude to CivilWestman, because his suffering through the movie “To The Wonder” incidentally made me aware of a 2024 Chinese TV series marketed under the name. In a world which is deluged with videos not worth watching, this was a happy find.

The TV program follows the mini-series format, invented long ago in the US before Wokeness & DIE destroyed Western creativity – 8 episodes of about 45 minutes each. While there is a storyline, this mini-series is really a last loving look at a fast-disappearing way of life – the nomadic herders in the impressive Altai mountains on the border between China and Kazakhstan.

The story is set a few years in the past in far-western China. The protagonist is a 19 year-old Chinese girl from the Han majority – well-meaning, shy, clumsy – who aspires to become a writer. When she gets fired from her job at a high-end hotel in the bustling city of Urumqi, she decides to make a long frustrating journey to join her hippy-like widowed mother who runs a provision store at the edge of the world, in a village where nomadic ethnic Kazakh herders have their winter quarters. As a Han city girl unaware of nomad ways, the 19 year-old manages to offend many of the villagers.

Meanwhile, far from the village, a handsome young ethnic Kazakh man has been making good progress in the world of breeding & training racehorses, based on his intelligence and his nomad love of horses. However, when his older brother dies back in the village – freezing to death in a drunken stupor – his somewhat fearsome father insists on the young man returning to help with the herds.

Thus the principal characters are in place to join the nomads for their long & arduous spring migration from winter quarters to the lush pastures high in the mountains where they will fatten-up their herds of sheep, horses, and camels. Amidst the beautiful scenery and the hard work of herding, there is time for happiness and traditional celebrations – and for tensions to rise and for things to go seriously wrong. The fearsome father emerges as a tragic figure, fighting a losing battle to maintain the old nomad ways in the face of the rising tide of modernity. He is not the only one who has to face disappointments and difficult choices.

The pacing of the series is deliberate – some would say slow – with an excellent cast playing a range of interesting characters. A substantial part of the dialog is in the Kazakh language (and occasionally Mongolian) rather than Chinese, although the English subtitles do not note which languages are being spoken. This production was filmed with a delicate touch: for example, there is a scene involving a group of naked women sharing a communal bath; if the BBC had made the series, this would have become an orgy of full-frontal nudity – in Chinese hands, it is totally safe for work. With several budding romances, there clearly is love in the air – but it stays in the air; there is none of the torrid tossing-in-the-hay which would have filled the screen in any modern Western production.

Instead, the mini-series conveys a sense of what life was once like for the dignified resourceful hard-working nomads – and of the challenges & rewards of being human, regardless of the level of technology.

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