As we all know, he was martyred dying pierced with multiple arrows, right?
Nuh-uh! He survived being used as an archery target, didn’t die till a year or two later.
His ordeal gave artists of the time an excuse to depict gorgeous male nudity, which the Church would have proscribed except for its sacred subject matter.
Trump is now our Saint Sebastian: a martyr who didn’t die! O it’s glorious!
He should take the shirt he was wearing Saturday to the RNC, and literally “wave the bloody shirt”!
Come ON.our Don, don’t go all wimpy and “unity”on us now! You earned the chance, you took a bullet for us—MILK IT!