Trump's Neo-Presbyterian Dating App

In the era of quasi-religious warfare between what I’ll call the neo-Presbyterians and the neo-Episcopalians, representing, respectively, People as Creator of Government and Government as Creator of People, it should surprise no one that people’s mating preferences divide more along those lines than along name-brand denomination lines.

Trump’s chief of staff – the guy now populating the prospective Trump Administration – is capitalizing on that “sexual-preference” by starting a “dating app” for the neo-Presbyterians.

One aspect of the Government as Creator of People quasi-religion, is its utopia envisions sterile workers: