This reminds me of the discussion in this other thread regarding the hoops SpaceX had to jump through in order to secure the use of the Boca Chica launch area.
Some of the items are just absurd and at first glance appear to mimic the Van Halen brown M&M story (link)
– Report on the Mexican and Civil wars
– Highway pull-off & platform for viewing wildlife
– Starlink-powered wildlife viewing